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guaranteed to run this town ♫


May 12th at 11PM / via: bite-the-sun / op: zackisontumblr / 13,623 notes

zackisontumblr:

introducing people to each other and then they hang out without you

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May 12th at 11PM / via: bite-the-sun / op: talkshitnojutsu / 133,179 notes

ipoog:

giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer


May 12th at 11PM / via: bite-the-sun / op: hitchups / 894,393 notes

juicy-bliss:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”


May 12th at 11PM / via: bite-the-sun / op: mdtwn / 128,624 notes

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go


saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.


officialdogblog:

follow for more sick burns

officialdogblog:

follow for more sick burns


221spooky:

she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it


May 12th at 10PM / via: thewingho / op: squadwarrior / 18,418 notes

keithmoom:

hey jude,

don’t be a lil bitch



I hate my friends

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry


fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”


thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing


May 12th at 10PM / via: crashcourselove / op: 420funeral / 210,512 notes

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now


May 11th at 2PM / via: lovefromleahneal / op: nikaalexandra / 813,826 notes

seerolight:


nikaalexandra
:

quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me off about tumblr and the number one reason i wanna go on hiatus


onlyhaveonelifetolive:

cityyandcolour:

sadexistences:

fogblogger:

kinkyturtle::

geekscoutcookies:

If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering. 

I want to marry someone who will do this kind of thing with me.

omg soooo cute!!